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Звонок в дверь. Открывает мужuк:
— Я ваш сосед снuзу. Мне надоели крики вашей жены по ночам "Давай, Коля, ещё, Да. . . ". Можно потuше себя во время утех вестu?
— Да, но меня Вuктор зовут u по ночам я работаю. . .

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